Jack White: Sucker of Satan's Cock?

As Bill Hicks says, "Hi! I'm a Rock Star, and I sell Pepsi!" No. You are a sucker of Satan's Cock!
Nothing against Jack White. I like his albums, but he has shot off at the mouth about selling out... that, and he didn't drop his last album on wax. You go , Mr. Toe Rag Analog Nerdo. Just click the pic to find out how this really makes me feel...