I Fucking Hate Fruit Salad!

What can I say? The Fruit Salad thing was a phase. My Internet was down for a bit, but is now up and running. I'm actually doing this post from my work computer, because I'm working on a Sunday. I just wanted to spread the word to all of the Friends o' Fussy that RTP is back, in full effect.
I have heavy dirty cardboard boxes to move around, but HERE is a lil' tidbit to satisfy on the level of a nibble off a Snicker's bar. (Compliments of the #5)

Oh Yeah! Knife got married! A nation of single women mourn!