19.5.06

Enough is enough






I've been stumped more than once lately. Yesterday, I tried to define "enough". It seems simple, and it would be if I knew the Czech word for enough. I consider myself to be pretty adept at conjuring similar words, or, worst-case, acting out what something means through gesticulant pantomime. Enough, however, brought me to a halt.
I try not to talk tootoo much about the difficulties involved in clarifying the vagaries of English grammar. I'm sure it's fascinating to read of my musings about with which verb tenses one can appropriately use "since", but I digress.
I taught my students the expression "keep a stiff upper lip". They asked me what "stiff" means...
I swear to god, all that went through my brain was "...ok, penispenispenis, erection, boner, penis, hard-on, arousalarousal, big boner... penispenispenis..." It was like a fat guy on a flimsy tenspeed slipping gears while going up a steep hill. I settled on telling them that stiff is hard and motionless. About a half-hour later, I blurted out "When you die, your body becomes stiff!" They just looked at me like I was asking for real estate advice from a pod of dolphins. Enough of that...
KJP's arrival is getting closer and closer, and I can't wait. Here's a gallery of Goddesses to give you an idea of how I feel about my gem of a princess...



KJ often quotes that one MNM song from 8mile. Jodie Foster does, too.



I don't know what's up with the Farytale Lady look I'm doing with today's pics, but here are a few more.



OK, one more link of ladies, and I'll have to change the subject. Gil Elvgren is the Norman ROckwell of smutty pin-up calendars.



Now I find myself in a quandary of a crossroads. What sorbet will cleanse my palate? Howzabout suicide notes?



Now, that's just sad...

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