I spend lots of time unloading trucks full of heavy things where I work. Today, it was very heavy water heaters. So I spend a few hours in the back unloading with a random truck driver every week. Today, the driver was Cliff Claven. I call him Cliff because he always imparts these brilliant tidbits of info on me: Skunks stink because they shed their skin internally, There's more oil in Venezuela than in Iraq, Teachers make $90,000 a year, and, my favorite today, "People in prison have it made."