I've been getting an inordinate amount of emails promising to connect me with hot hornies in my area with the click of a button. It makes me want to post a (fake) personal ad with this picture... but what would I be looking for if only I were a Texan Beauty Pageant Contestant?
Probably the same thing I want now, which is Norwegian Quilts.
I've always loved toy instruments. While I was in Norwegia looking at quilts, I found some cool nerdo ART.
I shouldn't fuck with that personal ad nonsense.. Any relationship I get involved in is going to prove itself... messy.
Though not as messy as a good freestyle Unicycle Video.
What else? I'm heading to Three Oaks, shortly... Funny Cartoons? Helpful Black Man Toothpaste? I don't know. I'm hungry.