Would you hear me if I said "Fuck You"?

The guys I work with are kind of dicks. Normally, I don't care. Sometimes, they totally ignore me. Usually, they generally ignore me. I say "I downloaded this weird Michael Jackson song that features LL Cool J." They don't even look at me. They even ignore direct questions... I want to drop to my knees and shout "Please don't leave my life!" grrr
It's more than getting snubbed. They have an unshakable institutional feel, as if they're yardhard and ready to shiv yours truly... Scary monsters!



Agrufulis has been getting into this LP I loaned him awhilago, Five O'Clock Bells by Lenny Breau. Solo guitar albums generally come off as all Windham Hilly, but this guy is amazing. Do yourself a favor and dig yourself some. I found a few MP3s here, HeRe, InfoHERE, BioHERE. I really wish I could have found the song Five O'Clock Bells. It's a great song and Lenny even sings on it. As he says, he's not much of a singer, so think of it as "...an instrumental, with Lyrics."
I read a story about how a producer came to his house, and he was playing 3 Blind Mice & Mary Had a Little Lamb simultaneously, in 3/4 & 4/4 respectively. When asked why he obviously devoted so much time figuring out how to play this, he replied "Because I'm the only one who can do it." It came off as endearingly nerdy in the article.



Here's where I find my new tunes every day. I've started making CDs that I arrange chronologically, and, by extension with apologies to Hornby, biographically.



It puts the lotion on its skin! Just watch it. You've got to love an Indie Llovvessonngg that contains the line, "I'll use your skull for a bowl." Isn't that right, Precious? Just put the lotion in the fucking basket!



I love some classy Cheesecake pinups. Scroll down for some old-skool Playmates.



I was drinking with a Taiwanese man once. A friend of ours made a joke about eating dogs. Kyri represented. "I can't help it if some of my brothers eat dog!" I said, "Mexicans eat Dogs?"



Terrorists have the best band names...



I love these paintings.



Have you ever wondered who's the coolest girl in all the world? It's Elaina. Glowing fairies live in her nose...



I don't know what this video is all about. I know it's about Pi, but... I'll just say that it's worth watching just to hear an MC boast that he "knows this Pi shit backwards and forwards."



Bathroom Grafitti... Lots of it.



Oh Yeah! I found something I lost... My Vibrator!